One of my favorite newer Autumn traditions has been visiting a corn maze!!
This is something neither Andrew nor I did growing up, but when we lived in Arizona, Michelle introduced us to the wonder and glory of navigating a corn maze after dark …
This year, we returned to Pierce College with Fernando and Jessica …. except this time on a Saturday night.
Once we FINALLY got there …. this was the line..
Correction: This was TWO lines of equally ridiculous length …
So, we had to wait about … 30 minutes? 45? maybe longer, I’ve blocked it from my memory….. Just to buy tickets to get in.
Finally in … Just before 10p sometime.
In addition to the corn MAZE … there is also a haunted corn … path (we did this last year), 2 haunted-house type places, a petting zoo, crafts and (of course) a pumpkin patch.
For whatever reason, the line to do the haunted corn path was looooong. Even though it’s not so good.
Luckily for us, we seem to be the only ones who know that. There was no line whatsoever for the actual MAZE…
If you’ve never done a corn maze … I should tell you: they GIVE you a map. There maze is set up as some sort of picture/creature/etc with check points throughout. They give everyone a little map (maybe about 4×6) and the idea is to punch your map with the hole-punch provided at each check-point.
For whatever reason, when we used to go with Michelle we would always forget to bring a flashlight. …. And, yes, it’s less scary with a flashlight, but there’s no way to actually read your map w/o one.
Unless, you WANT to get lost in the dark in a corn maze…. I mean, I’ve seen Children of the Corn, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre and all those other movies that involve middle-of-nowhere fields … I’m glad Andrew remembered the flashlight this time.
Besides, having just that spot of light makes for some fun photos (without using the flash on the camera)….
I am EXCELLENT at ‘Corn Maze’ … . Or, rather, I am excellent at reading a nonsensical map in the dark.
We didn’t really get lost at all…. .Ok, maybe my excellence took all the fun out of it (for Andrew at least), but I led the charge and got us to all the check points …
Do you think corn-maze-skills translate into any real-world skills?
Jessica pulled up her Pandora app on her phone and started playing some John Carpenter soundtrack while we wandered around in the dark …. It was that perfect little extra touch
(blurry, but still spooky…. after all, what do you expect in the dark?)
after soaring through the corn maze with flying colors (no prize for being awesome, though) … we wandered around a bit more.
Most of the ‘exhibits’ or activities, or whatever you would call them were closed since it was so late ….
…. but we still got to feed a 4-horned sheep (goat? Just realized I have no idea)…
And got the best cotton candy deal ever.
2 for $5 …. and they handed me this one and I just about laughed out loud.
$2.50 for cotton candy twice the size of my head?? Yes please!
Yep, corn maze has GOT to be an autumn tradition from now on … tooo much fun!
You can view more photos and purchase prints here: 2011 Pierce College corn maze